One Direction play with their balls as they teach with Newcastle United... - Sugarscape

Includes Liam discussing his Paynis. Perhaps. Yesterday ALL OF OUR DREAMS BECAME A REAL POSSIBILITY as images emerged of the One Direction kids looking very sweaty and appropriately shirtless while they trained with the Newcastle United football squad. It had been basically the time our lives peaked. Roughly we thought...'cause today a genuine going video of the lads in their footie products has 'arrived' - and it is warm and hilarious in equal measure. Gahd, we're therefore happy we were born. The vid sees the guys - minus Zayn Malik *sadface* - taking sometime out from their mammoth Simply take Me Home world tour to play with their balls and try to get big-time agreements with the membership. It's generally incredibe and we're gonna take you through what occurs via SERIOUS ANALYSIS as though we are on Match of the Day or something. First up, there's Harry claiming he's an (ooh, we bet he's etc. etc.) and gets in the area with some intense nose scrunching and seriousface... Then there's Liam Payne exposing he's "one of the biggest lads in the world" and delivering our imaginations and ovaries into OVERDRIVE. Whatever could he be getting about? AHEM. Plus, Nialler puts on a quite honestly unusual non-Irish accent to inform us he is a "solid center midfielder" (we think this implies he's quite proficient at standing in the center of the field )... ...and Louis Tomlinson controls to become a) vaguely masculine, laddy and footballer-y and b) very sassy at the same time. LOVE THE HAIRFLICK, LADIES. Anyways - enough of the talk. Let us watch the children doing his thing. Drooling, swooning, moving and some other verbs. Who do you reckon? Which lad looks fittest in his system? Think such a thing we must learn about proceeded in the locker room? OH GAHD ONLY INFORM US. Next vid, although. Thanks. One Direction shirtless gallery of delight Harry Styles once 'put his kn*b' against car window for a joke The Sunday Times Wealthy Record 2013 - One Way zoom into Under 30s, John McCartney remains PACKED